Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Aw crap.

Obviously this is a little exaggerated, but it's not too good anyway.

DisorderRating
Paranoid:High
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal:Very High
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Very High
Histrionic:Very High
NarcissisProxy-Connection: keep-alive
Cache-Control: max-age=0

c
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High
Avoidant:High
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --
I took a quiz. It's weird. And...I'm just surprised my Obsessive-Compulsive one isn't "very high"

*update*

I'm honestly most worried about borderline. These are my results from another test.

Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Narcissistic |||||| 26%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Dependent |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38%
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A MarioKart Poem (Rated T for profanity usage)

Rated T for some cusses!

"Charlotte! Make a wish!" my dad said, giving me quite a start.
"Aw shit," I mumbled, he'd broken my concentration - for I was playing Mario Kart.

And now I'd fallen behind, and he said, "It's 12:34 o'clock!"
"Is that what I hit a banana for?! I really don't give a fuck!"

He just laughed, knowing that when I pay video games,
I have the mouth of a sailor, and a tendency to call people bad names.

At that point Yoshi passed me, and I was already in twelfth place,
So I said, "Alright fine then, I wish to win this race."
But I must have pissed off Lady Luck, 'cause even all the way in the back,
Bowser dropped a bomb, and it went off right in my face.

This actually just happened. I was like, Grr. I wish I'd win this race...Aw crap! A bomb just went off right in my face! And my dad's like, you made a poem awww. So I made an actual poem and he just kicked me off the wii for taking up the computer at the same time.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Hi Peoples

I think peoples sounds a lot nicer than peeps. I just cannot shake the mental image of referring to my friends as bird-shaped marshmallows. And then I get distracted, and small talk isn't really possible. That happens a lot.

First of all my name is Charlotte. And I'm going into seventh grade. I'm having fun with my summer, even though I'm not doing any of the things on my list of stuff to do...which, to give you an idea of, um, me, was:

  1. Write more poetry
  2. Blog
  3. Draw
  4. Surf the web
  5. Complete extra-credit Algebra book
So I'm planning to do the first four of those things on this site. Woohoo! Mediocre multitasking! The fifth can wait until the last week of vacation.

And I will end this post with that. Yes, it is a short one, but mostly because it is my first. Just an intro. It would be awkward to try and work in one of the topics I have in mind. Get to know me through my writing. See you later I guess?

-Some crazy girl you don't know