A MarioKart Poem (Rated T for profanity usage)

Rated T for some cusses!

"Charlotte! Make a wish!" my dad said, giving me quite a start.

"Aw shit," I mumbled, he'd broken my concentration - for I was playing Mario Kart.

And now I'd fallen behind, and he said, "It's 12:34 o'clock!"

"Is that what I hit a banana for?! I really don't give a fuck!"

He just laughed, knowing that when I pay video games,

I have the mouth of a sailor, and a tendency to call people bad names.

At that point Yoshi passed me, and I was already in twelfth place,

So I said, "Alright fine then, I wish to win this race."

But I must have pissed off Lady Luck, 'cause even all the way in the back,

Bowser dropped a bomb, and it went off right in my face.

This actually just happened. I was like, Grr. I wish I'd win this race...Aw crap! A bomb just went off right in my face! And my dad's like, you made a poem awww. So I made an actual poem and he just kicked me off the wii for taking up the computer at the same time.